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Name: i.m yours
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Los Angeles
Birthday: 4/7/1981
Gender: Female
Interests: you, shoppin, playin, clubbin, dancin, talkin, readin, listening to music, singing, chatting, wwwweeeeeeee
Expertise: you n fcking around
Occupation: hustler
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
10/21/2002
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| - lynnie
- your bf
- your lil brother
- your dad
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| | Thursday, February 5th, 2009 |
| Subject: | fmlife.com best site EVER in LIFE thanks to karen H | | Time: | 8:08 pm. |
| http://www.fmylife.com/
luv itttttttt
i could read this shit all day |
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| | Sunday, January 18th, 2009 |
| Subject: | the day the penis asked for a raise | | Time: | 10:22 pm. | | Mood: |  relaxed. | | Music: | plies, ashanti - want it need it. |
| The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay
in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the
assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina |
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| | Sunday, January 18th, 2009 |
| Subject: | "in luv w/ his teacher" courtesy of ladyhawke | | Time: | 9:56 pm. | | Mood: |  productive. | | Music: | keri hilson - what channel. |
| "In Love With His Teacher"
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of
her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside
after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny,
why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With
whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how
silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband
of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll
use a condom!!" |
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| | Sunday, January 18th, 2009 |
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| | Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 |
| Subject: | dinela restaurant wk thanks to kenny (krunked) | | Time: | 9:17 pm. | | Mood: |  okay. | | Music: | eminem - we the realest label (muder inc diss). |
| | kenny (krunked) (5:19:30 PM): http://www.dinela.com/restaurantweek/ |
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